I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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