If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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