Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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