Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I'm gonna have a badass scar
he thought i was a dude.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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