so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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