She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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