I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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