I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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