therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
i think my cat just said my name.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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