she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Shame is for Republicans.
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