who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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