Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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