check it out our google latitudes are spooning
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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