im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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