Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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