I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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