called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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