If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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