I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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