ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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