in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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