I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
