Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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