Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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