I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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