i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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