i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
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