Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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