She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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