Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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