hotel room ftw
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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