i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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