He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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