Soap is not a condiment
honey bunches of taint.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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