wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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