I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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