I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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