are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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