went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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