remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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