You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
