Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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