This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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