is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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