I think scott just propositioned me for sex
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Holy shit dude........stairs
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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