Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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