hell yes lets make some ravioli
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
