Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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