I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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