come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
