CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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