went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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