Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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